Thursday, 28 May 2009
At the moment..
The disadvantage of having your birthday so close to Christmas is that you have to wait a whole year to have gifts bestowed upon you. Those with summer birthdays only have to wait six months.
I want these items so bad that it hurts.
I fear that if I have to wait for another 7 months I may implode.
Yes, I know I shouldn't be focusing on material goods because that's badbadbad, and that other children have nothing, but I can't help it.
Feast your glazzballs on these beauteous objects and tell me you don't feel the same way:
I told you!
Look how beautiful and gorgeous and appealing and charming and colourful and amazing and fantastic and [insert more adjectives here] they all are!
Only 169 days to go...